Trixie VS Evil Corporate America

In preparation for tonights Battlestar Galactica season premier watch party at the house, my wonderful wife Denise, (AKA Trixie), went to the Wal Mart to stock up on a few things. You see, going to Wal Mart here in redneck-Americana land can either be a peaceful event or downright torture.
This time it was the latter for our heroine. Here is how it all played out in her latest blog entry entitled: "From now on, I will no longer go anywhere without make-up ever again. EVER!"